I was just watching a Lifetime Original Movie (like I do every weekend) about the perils of internet pornography entitled: Cyber Seduction.
[ http://www.lifetimetv.com/movies/ori...rseduction.php ]
- read the synopsis and watch the clip... fucking hysterical-
In reality I only watched this movie because my Tivo is set to start any program with the word "Porn" in the description. For those of you who don't know, "Lifetime" is a television channel designed to appeal specifically to women. In fact their slogan is: "Lifetime - Television for Women". I know it's hard to believe that a company with the creative mentality behind such an original catch phrase would stoop to producing such an unbroadcast worthy topic. I'm actually considering submitting a new slogan for their network.
It may also come as shock to some women that pornography is even available on the World Wide Information Cyber Netic Super Web... but alas... it is indeed in existence. The Lesbian Channel turned a boring story about some teenage boy (aka every teenage boy) who likes to look at tits online, into an even more coma inducing tale about how one child's addiction to masturbation ripped a community apart. The movie starts off with some kid sitting in his room online (much like you are right now) surfing for porn. He leaves his bedroom door wide open, because in T.V. Land doors do not have hinges or knobs or locks, and his mother walks by and can't believe her eyes. Tit-Tays! The kid zips up his not-so-stain-free Dockers and apologizes to his panic stricken mother while frantically closing all the X-rated windows open on his monitor. His mother than decides that her son is addicted to porn. Pretty soon the kid loses his job, his college scholarship, his girlfriend his, computer, and his spot on the swim team because he gets caught watching porn. This kid loses everything except his virginity, which oddly enough he is too shy to lose to some whore at school willing to fuck him at the drop of a dime.
It sickens me that Lifetime is willing to take something so beautiful as porn and try and twist and manipulate it into something dirty. Throughout the whole movie they keep referring to "porn" as "pornography" to make it seem worse than it is. Lifetime plays on the emotions of ugly women everywhere who need another reason to hate porn, when in reality they hate it because it makes them feel insecure about there third stomach and the 5 o'clock shadow forming on there double chins. Porn is the fabric that holds our society together. Men own everything worthwhile in this country, and if men were forced keep their sexual fantasies based on only their wives, then the stress level would go through the roof. Without the thrill of mindlessly bludgeoning your love salami to the rhythm of a streaming .mpg from PissGuzzlers.com and calming down the male part of the workforce, I'm sure the crime rate would rise almost as fast as the unemployment rate.
My mother is one of these women that think porn is the worst thing to happen to the world since Texas became an official state. She is convinced that there are men (straight men) who don't enjoy any form of porn. To prove me wrong she actually asks guys she knows how they feel about porn, and some of them pretend that they aren't even slightly interested in SOME form of visually sexual stimulation. Then when she's not looking they wink at me or give me some signal that they're only lying so they can get in my mothers pants. The Lifetime Channel only perpetuates these falsities about the joys of porn by convincing women that internet porn is replacing them as the sexual provider in their household. This is true, of course, but women don't need to be informed of these things. Truth be told, porn is one of the only things keeping married men loyal to their repulsive house wives.
Another thing that bugs me are the similarities between porn and the Lifetime Channel. Aside from the bad acting and the lack of a decent story line, both are more enjoyable with the volume off, and in both the most important characters have tits and are usually dykes. It sounds to me like the Lifetime Channel can't handle a little competition.
In protest I masturbated to the leading lady in this movie.... and her son. I suggest you do the same.
[ http://www.lifetimetv.com/movies/ori...rseduction.php ]
- read the synopsis and watch the clip... fucking hysterical-
In reality I only watched this movie because my Tivo is set to start any program with the word "Porn" in the description. For those of you who don't know, "Lifetime" is a television channel designed to appeal specifically to women. In fact their slogan is: "Lifetime - Television for Women". I know it's hard to believe that a company with the creative mentality behind such an original catch phrase would stoop to producing such an unbroadcast worthy topic. I'm actually considering submitting a new slogan for their network.
It may also come as shock to some women that pornography is even available on the World Wide Information Cyber Netic Super Web... but alas... it is indeed in existence. The Lesbian Channel turned a boring story about some teenage boy (aka every teenage boy) who likes to look at tits online, into an even more coma inducing tale about how one child's addiction to masturbation ripped a community apart. The movie starts off with some kid sitting in his room online (much like you are right now) surfing for porn. He leaves his bedroom door wide open, because in T.V. Land doors do not have hinges or knobs or locks, and his mother walks by and can't believe her eyes. Tit-Tays! The kid zips up his not-so-stain-free Dockers and apologizes to his panic stricken mother while frantically closing all the X-rated windows open on his monitor. His mother than decides that her son is addicted to porn. Pretty soon the kid loses his job, his college scholarship, his girlfriend his, computer, and his spot on the swim team because he gets caught watching porn. This kid loses everything except his virginity, which oddly enough he is too shy to lose to some whore at school willing to fuck him at the drop of a dime.
It sickens me that Lifetime is willing to take something so beautiful as porn and try and twist and manipulate it into something dirty. Throughout the whole movie they keep referring to "porn" as "pornography" to make it seem worse than it is. Lifetime plays on the emotions of ugly women everywhere who need another reason to hate porn, when in reality they hate it because it makes them feel insecure about there third stomach and the 5 o'clock shadow forming on there double chins. Porn is the fabric that holds our society together. Men own everything worthwhile in this country, and if men were forced keep their sexual fantasies based on only their wives, then the stress level would go through the roof. Without the thrill of mindlessly bludgeoning your love salami to the rhythm of a streaming .mpg from PissGuzzlers.com and calming down the male part of the workforce, I'm sure the crime rate would rise almost as fast as the unemployment rate.
My mother is one of these women that think porn is the worst thing to happen to the world since Texas became an official state. She is convinced that there are men (straight men) who don't enjoy any form of porn. To prove me wrong she actually asks guys she knows how they feel about porn, and some of them pretend that they aren't even slightly interested in SOME form of visually sexual stimulation. Then when she's not looking they wink at me or give me some signal that they're only lying so they can get in my mothers pants. The Lifetime Channel only perpetuates these falsities about the joys of porn by convincing women that internet porn is replacing them as the sexual provider in their household. This is true, of course, but women don't need to be informed of these things. Truth be told, porn is one of the only things keeping married men loyal to their repulsive house wives.
Another thing that bugs me are the similarities between porn and the Lifetime Channel. Aside from the bad acting and the lack of a decent story line, both are more enjoyable with the volume off, and in both the most important characters have tits and are usually dykes. It sounds to me like the Lifetime Channel can't handle a little competition.
In protest I masturbated to the leading lady in this movie.... and her son. I suggest you do the same.
