Well, it took about a week but we finally broke 100,000 hits at NoMoreLOL.com!  For reference sake, thats four times the population of Middle Earth, and 127 times the population of the U.S.S. Enterprise.  Thats also the number of women of which I have had the pleasure of causing severe emotional trauma.

The success of NoMoreLOL is a clear indication that people spend far too much time surfing the internet from their cubicles.  I can only imagine the amount of legitimate paper work I have successfully postponed by my public musing.  Last week an elderly woman in Anywhere, USA was denied health care because her HMO representative was busy forwarding this website to one of her co-workers.  Yesterday, somewhere in Africa, a child was denied food because a member of Green Peace was busy chuckling about his blatant abuse of his favorite 3 letter word.  And today, right in my own neighborhood, a stray dog was heard wincing in pain after being drenched by a pot of scalding hot water thrown from my bedroom window.

This site will remain up, but I will occasionally add rants and blogs to the left column in the event that I become inspired.  Remember to remind those who abuse "lol" ("OverLollers") that their deceit will not go unnoticed, and forward them to NoMoreLOL as you see fit.

Thanks for all the support and comments.

-Masai

Today I realized it makes more sense to put the newer updates at the top.  I also realized that my left nostril is several sizes larger than my right nostril, which sent me spiraling into a deep depression.  Don't worry though, because I got over it once I realized NoMoreLOL.com had reached over 65,000 hits.  So I put down my razor blade and did a quick check to see where these hits were coming from and found that NoMoreLOL had been featured on several more blogs, and message boards including stumbleupon.com.  This is a huge deal since stubleupon.com is the biggest site on the internet (with the word "stumble" in the URL).  To celebrate our 65,000th hit I decided I should give away 65,000 of something.  Unfortunately all I had in that quantity was sperm cells.  So check your mailboxes with caution in the upcoming weeks.

 

01/23/08:

Yesterday was a record breaking day for NoMoreLOL.com. Over 35,000 frustrated web heads sought refuge from the ever present LOL-A-Palooza that has inundated the internet since the dawn of LAN. Thankfully I was there to bask in the kudos and props (and random hate) from around the world as NoMoreLOL got forwarded and forwarded from one person to the next with the ferocity of a rabid manatee! Like the proud parents of the leading ladies in 2girls1cup I witnessed the beginning of a Webolution! Then Heath Ledger died and I lost some steam.

Still, yesterday was pretty cool and I wanna thank the people that made this possible.

Me.

If I forgot anybody you know who you are.

-Masai